I got home late last night after making a road run for my daughters 20th birthday. My job was simple; show up with a pocket full of cash, and lay it down whenever it was appropriate, such as after lunch, dinner and breakfast for her, and a gaggle of friends.
All their outward appearances suggested they didn't seem hungry, but when the waitress took their order it was a different story altogether. They had Thai food, American food, and everything they could put in their mouths at IHOP, they were so gluttonous. Not only that, they also brought doggie bags with them like I carry tools.
I didn't spend any time in her apartment, because I'm sure there were a lot of things there that I didn't want to learn about. There were a lot of things that needed to be fixed there, the old lady even had a whole checklist of it, but I didn't bother checking it, it somehow found it's way to my shredder. It doesn't bother me as it falls under the category of: Her house, her problem.
At the age of twenty, you should know how to figure things out on your own. Like for example, if the vacuum cleaner is broken, she should try to figure out a solution, like having it fixed, or get a new one.
Their kitchen floor is so dingy, said the old lady.
And I said, "So, what then?"
And she answered, "Well, they really need a new mop."
"They will figure it out," I said.
I swear, if I hadn't locked her and duct taped her to her seat, she would already be cleaning their mess early this morning.
She hadn't known the Big Kahuna child raising Rule 1, which states that no amount of energy shall be expended on cleaning any child's dwelling after age 12. At that age, they are already capable of handling chores on their own.
If they want to live in a messy and filthy house that smells like beer, Rum, Pizza, cigarettes and Body Odor, and old doggie bags, it's their choice. I don't have to live there, or eat anything from their fridge, or hunt for a clean glass to use.
Not my problem. Been there, done that. One day the three who occupy the digs will wake up and decide that they may need to clean up a tetch. They'll get everything all nice and sparkly, and then there will be another party, and it will look like it did when we arrived.
Since the time I made a 40 days and nights oath to lay low, many of you have been sending me emails updating me with what is going on in the world. One thing I learned from you is that the Obamessiah's pledge of a tax cut for 95% of Americans is a huge bunk of crap. He knew it from the start, but he still kept on taking the message to the fleeceable.
When the federal government cuts the federal income tax, but then adds stealth taxes on gasoline, cigarettes, alcohol, and every other conceivable item you can think of, then it really isn't a tax cut at all. Now add in that local municipalities, and states, are raising their taxes, and you have a net tax increase. Do you actually believe he didn't know this going in?
He refused to do anything about earmarks, he also refused to make any budget cuts as he promised before that he will go through every item on the budget and take out what is not necessary. He has mortgaged your grandchildren's future for loads of unfulfilled promises. - 15437
All their outward appearances suggested they didn't seem hungry, but when the waitress took their order it was a different story altogether. They had Thai food, American food, and everything they could put in their mouths at IHOP, they were so gluttonous. Not only that, they also brought doggie bags with them like I carry tools.
I didn't spend any time in her apartment, because I'm sure there were a lot of things there that I didn't want to learn about. There were a lot of things that needed to be fixed there, the old lady even had a whole checklist of it, but I didn't bother checking it, it somehow found it's way to my shredder. It doesn't bother me as it falls under the category of: Her house, her problem.
At the age of twenty, you should know how to figure things out on your own. Like for example, if the vacuum cleaner is broken, she should try to figure out a solution, like having it fixed, or get a new one.
Their kitchen floor is so dingy, said the old lady.
And I said, "So, what then?"
And she answered, "Well, they really need a new mop."
"They will figure it out," I said.
I swear, if I hadn't locked her and duct taped her to her seat, she would already be cleaning their mess early this morning.
She hadn't known the Big Kahuna child raising Rule 1, which states that no amount of energy shall be expended on cleaning any child's dwelling after age 12. At that age, they are already capable of handling chores on their own.
If they want to live in a messy and filthy house that smells like beer, Rum, Pizza, cigarettes and Body Odor, and old doggie bags, it's their choice. I don't have to live there, or eat anything from their fridge, or hunt for a clean glass to use.
Not my problem. Been there, done that. One day the three who occupy the digs will wake up and decide that they may need to clean up a tetch. They'll get everything all nice and sparkly, and then there will be another party, and it will look like it did when we arrived.
Since the time I made a 40 days and nights oath to lay low, many of you have been sending me emails updating me with what is going on in the world. One thing I learned from you is that the Obamessiah's pledge of a tax cut for 95% of Americans is a huge bunk of crap. He knew it from the start, but he still kept on taking the message to the fleeceable.
When the federal government cuts the federal income tax, but then adds stealth taxes on gasoline, cigarettes, alcohol, and every other conceivable item you can think of, then it really isn't a tax cut at all. Now add in that local municipalities, and states, are raising their taxes, and you have a net tax increase. Do you actually believe he didn't know this going in?
He refused to do anything about earmarks, he also refused to make any budget cuts as he promised before that he will go through every item on the budget and take out what is not necessary. He has mortgaged your grandchildren's future for loads of unfulfilled promises. - 15437
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The Big Kahuna declares the stimulus bill is a big load of crap. He also declares you ought to buy pepper spray.
